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Community college: A big playground for guys to hit on girls. First off I want to thank all the guys who's goal is to come here to show off their mad vibes in hopes that the girls will smell it and flock to them. I thank you because you entertain me more than you will ever know.



I have waited a while to post this subject because I wanted to take in as much as I could about it. I still have so much more to grasp in this world of guys thinking and acting like they are the coolest thing since girls. Here's a little news for you guys out there. You look like idiots. Yeah pretty much that sums it up in one sentence. Now, I can't read girls minds but I'm pretty sure most of what I have witnessed is not something most girls are attracted to. I'm no love doctor either so please don't think I know what girls want. I'm simply here to state what I have seen and then leave. Lets start in my writing class. I wrote previously about three guys who all try to hit on a girl who sits in front of me. Well, one of them (the gangster of the bunch) is the one I would like to talk about. First off, his pants only come up to his upper thigh. That's pretty cool and all. Or retarded. You decide. While I sat in class one day he turns towards her and says this with such confidence, "hey, we sure do whisper a lot. Most people don't whisper as much as you and me do in class". Ok, ARE YOU SERIOUS? Really? Of course she responded with "oh I know, we should totally hangout sometime!" NO. That's not how she responded. I think I would get up and slap both of them. Remember how in the second grade we used to play chase? Girls would chase boys. Boys would chase boys. Girls would always run away screaming. Well now, 12 years later, it seems like we are playing the same game. By "we" I mean the boys at Chemeketa. How old are you? And you still don't know how to talk to a girl. Fantastic. He did, somehow, manage to get her number and even though they sit two feet from each other, he texts all through class. Conveniently, he has the same phone as her so naturally he wants to borrow her phone all the time and compare. Wow. "hey can I compare your phone with mine? I know it's the same and all but I'm retarded and think that by doing this maybe you will like me." I just amazes me how stupid some people are. I mean, I love it because, well, I laugh and it makes me happy. Well this was chapter one. I need to do some more observations and write again about this sometime. I have lots but nothing to great so stay tuned!